Welcome to my site! Here I will host merchandise that you might love to have but can't because I refuse to sell you the items! You might call me selfish, but I refuse to help or make you happy! Instead, I would rather see the world burn. Ever wanted a device that can transport you from your house to your work place? Many call this a portal device, infact - it is. But, you can't have it - while I can use it at full expense.

This site will carry anything that comes out of my whacky garage and basement. Thus, anything ranging from light bulbs that are X-Rays to carpets that talk, I have it. Normally you could find these devices for over several thousands of dollars, but here - you will find it for nothing because I wont sell it to you. That's right, it's mine!